THE GUYS HANG OUT
Phineas: Are you aimlessly surfing again?
Dad: No, I'm trying to figure out how to get a passport for an infant. How tall are you anyway?
Phineas: About 1'-10".
Dad: And what's your Social Security number?
Phineas: How the hell should I know ... ask mom.
Alex (from the next room): It's XXX-XX-XXXX. (Actual number concealed to protect Phineas' young identity from theft.)
Dad: Thanks baby.
Phineas: No problem.
Dad: I meant your mother. What color eyes do you have?
Phineas: Baby blue. Are you through .. I'm trying to nap.
Dad: All set baby.
Phineas: I don't think she heard you.
Dad: I meant you that time.
Phineas: ZZZZZZZZ